It's Not Me
9gag:

I feel like I’m surviving the Apocalypse
Another Unfinished Travelling Poem

Mind at ease, lost somewhere between

What is comforting and what is unknown;

Temporary feeling of freedom in a temporary home.

My destination is made of clouds,

Layers of blue skies upon layers of loose smiles.

/

You don’t know me when I travel, baby;

My soul changes with the scenery,

I tossed my baggage out the window

As the road swallows my sorrow.

I have my old, warm jacket

And memories of you, folded in my breast pocket

Between my heart and a crushed pack of cigarettes

I am afraid of getting older … I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free…. I want, I want to think, to be omniscient…. I think I would like to call myself ‘The girl who wanted to be God.’
Sylvia Plath written in 1949 at age 17  (via nudes4satan)
me: *reading a book*
my mom: What's that book you're reading?
me: *shows cover of Paper Towns by John Green*
my mom: John Green... John Green... I'm sure I've heard that name before.
me: I doubt you have.
my mom: What is it about? Is it spiritual? Esoteric?
me: ... Not in the sense you mean, not really.
my mom: Oh. So it's just a novel, then. It doesn't have a message.
me: ...
my mom: ...
me: ...You're kidding, right?
EVERY NOVEL HAS ONE OR MULTIPLE MESSAGES! EVEN BAD NOVELS! SOME NOVELS HAVE QUESTIONABLE MESSAGES, BUT THEY STILL HAVE MESSAGES! *headdesk*
Growing up is what we want it to be. We’re grown ups now and it’s our turn to decide what that means. Being silly is still allowed; that’s not excluded by adulthood. What’s excluded by adulthood is thoughtlessness. So be thoughtful and silly.
Hank Green
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There’s nothing quite like an ENORMOUS spider right next to your face to make a tiny little spider running along the wall across the room seem insignificant. 

theonlycanvas:

scienceandeggs:

birdiyo:

cucoo:

whorerterrors:

remilia-kanaya-kulit-and-friends:

nny-kun:

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS. my friends and family meed to fucking read this

Everyone needs to read this.

wow I wish I could say most people I know understood and followed this whole thing but they don’t

eheheh that’s me.

yeah its nothing personal but sometimes i just want to be alone„,

All of this

1-5, but especially 2. If you embarrass me in public chances are I will never forgive you.

theonlycanvas:

scienceandeggs:

birdiyo:

cucoo:

whorerterrors:

remilia-kanaya-kulit-and-friends:

nny-kun:

OH MY FUCKING GOD. THIS. my friends and family meed to fucking read this

Everyone needs to read this.

wow I wish I could say most people I know understood and followed this whole thing but they don’t

eheheh that’s me.

yeah its nothing personal but sometimes i just want to be alone„,

All of this

1-5, but especially 2. If you embarrass me in public chances are I will never forgive you.

meghantheinvincible:

sherlockshiverandshake:

lord-kitschener:

omnivorousstegosaurus:

j-moriarty:

armydoctorjw:

getoutofmyheadcharles:

shessomethingsarcastic:

OH MY.

YES.

YES.

YES.

Since the quote seemed so outlandish and stupid, I had to google for the source.  It’s fucking legit.  Hahaha oh my god, it’s so legit.

Yep. It was porn that made me gay XD

it was definitely gay porn that made me gay

no gay porn? = no gay people!

Santorum logic is flawless. Except when it’s a fat, flaming sack of BS.

Which is always.

So.

Santorum may take away our lives…but he will NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM PORN.

this man tests my patience sanity

Pretty sure I’ve watched plenty gay porns and I’m still straight. Your argument is invalid, Santorum. Suck it.